G'day folks,

As you'ves probably heard by now, looks like the powers that be are talkin' 'bout lifting the curfew that's been a pain in the ole behind for the past year. Now, don't jump the gun, it's not lifted yet, and we're gonna be givin' you some further instructions on how we should go about it. It's gonna be a little chaotic for the first couple of weeks, so I might be askin' folks to do a little extra in their home turfs to help keep things all nice and orderly. As y'all know, making my job easier means me making your unlife easier, and I'll keep you in mind when it comes to passing out the Christmas turkeys It'll be nice to see y'all, and we can all get back to summer BBQs and easy livin'.

Luck
Sheriff